More on the Mustache

I feel that people need a lesson on the stache. People take advantage of it, they just grow it and leave it and think it is fine. This is far from the truth! I wouldn't grow a mustache because I know I would not pay the appropriate attention to it. It needs to be combed, stroked, trimmed,... loved... Otherwise you just might run a very real risk of waking up one day and being pegged a child molester. You won't realize it, you will look in the mirror and think to yourself, "damn, that is a good looking stache," when in fact it is not and everyone that is looking at you is very sure of the fact that you have a V8 engine in various pieces in your front lawn next to the kiddie pool and the poor mans plastic slide that sits about 3 whole feet off of the ground. Thats right my friend, YOU are trash.

God's Mustache

Right now we will take a moment to contemplate god's mustache. I just figured if anyone would have a kick ass mustache it would be god. Why not? None of this beard shit, no goatee, a fucking smokey and the bandit mustache. Magnum P.I. even. Look at Tom Sellek, he IS his mustache. Who the fuck is Tom Sellek without his musteache? Just another douche bag without a mustache, thats who! I think all the power in the universe resides in god's mustache. Fuck sampson and his hair, It's all about god and his mustache. I bet he wears a top hat too!

Charlie, you bitch! Lets work it out!

Durka! Durka!

The man....

Spoken:
Legend has it he walks among us even now
A dreamer alone in a world between dreams and reality
Was he always a fighter, was he always a hero
What do we make of the young Chuck Norris

Sung:
Norris used his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with mr. Bruce Lee
On master of kara-ta-ta-tee
And he kicks and he spins some more
Back to Vietnam to settle the score
Don't forget Walker, Texas Ranger
When he kicked and he punched his way from danger

But hey let's turn back time to younger days
Before all of the fame and mind games
His deeds were no less strengthened
A man among other men
The legend of young Chuck Norris yeah

Young Norris used his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet
He also ran and he jumped in the air
He was younger so he didn't even care
Way before his Hollywood fame
He slapped and punched and he saw the famed name and he was known as Master Chuck
His last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck

Round house kick (Chuck Norris)
Death hold grip (Chuck Norris)
Mustache lip (Chuck Norris)
Tender kiss (Chuck Norris)

Fathers let your daughters know
Dreams may come and dreams may go
But a man like Norris never dies
He lives forever in the children's eyes

Young Chuck Norris this is my tribute to thee
Live on great warrior into eternity

Answer the question Claire

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