God's Mustache

Right now we will take a moment to contemplate god's mustache. I just figured if anyone would have a kick ass mustache it would be god. Why not? None of this beard shit, no goatee, a fucking smokey and the bandit mustache. Magnum P.I. even. Look at Tom Sellek, he IS his mustache. Who the fuck is Tom Sellek without his musteache? Just another douche bag without a mustache, thats who! I think all the power in the universe resides in god's mustache. Fuck sampson and his hair, It's all about god and his mustache. I bet he wears a top hat too!