More on the Mustache

I feel that people need a lesson on the stache. People take advantage of it, they just grow it and leave it and think it is fine. This is far from the truth! I wouldn't grow a mustache because I know I would not pay the appropriate attention to it. It needs to be combed, stroked, trimmed,... loved... Otherwise you just might run a very real risk of waking up one day and being pegged a child molester. You won't realize it, you will look in the mirror and think to yourself, "damn, that is a good looking stache," when in fact it is not and everyone that is looking at you is very sure of the fact that you have a V8 engine in various pieces in your front lawn next to the kiddie pool and the poor mans plastic slide that sits about 3 whole feet off of the ground. Thats right my friend, YOU are trash.

God's Mustache

Right now we will take a moment to contemplate god's mustache. I just figured if anyone would have a kick ass mustache it would be god. Why not? None of this beard shit, no goatee, a fucking smokey and the bandit mustache. Magnum P.I. even. Look at Tom Sellek, he IS his mustache. Who the fuck is Tom Sellek without his musteache? Just another douche bag without a mustache, thats who! I think all the power in the universe resides in god's mustache. Fuck sampson and his hair, It's all about god and his mustache. I bet he wears a top hat too!

Charlie, you bitch! Lets work it out!

Durka! Durka!